Now, are you really sure you want to do this? You'll be branded a perverted little anorak if you do....

Oops, I thought you said CORN. I was mistaken, it was my fanatical obsession with agrarian crops that misled my foolish actions. I'm not a pervert, just a fan of large wheat fields, I shall go now.

Oops, i thought you said HORN. I was mistaken, it was my fanatical obession with the anatomy of the common rhino that mislead my foolish actions. I'm not a pervert, just a freaky rhino admirer, I shall go now.

Yes I am sure, I know i'm a sad pervert, and i want to look at the naked woman please.