These links are good, but don't leave my page! Pleeeease! Stay! I'll feed you cookies...?


My Fabulous funkydory links that will please your eyes and stimulate your bladder!
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peeps who you really should know, but probably don't:

Arachne's Village adventure game - Arachne's deeply confusing village adventure game, just like then games that kept you up for hours trying to find your way out of that damn maze with all the "do you go left, right, north east" options that befuddled us all.
Purplesuey's peachy page of purpleness! - That's my mate suey that is, and by golly, she likes purple.
Dusty's lair - Ick, what a revoltingly common title! But that's semen all over, revoltingly common. He does have links to me though, so he can live. If he gets a job.
Mel's homepage A.K.A. The page with no point - Mel's page is groovy, and although it's pointless, this page is too, and you enjoyed this didn't you? You can all thank / hate Mel, as I stole a load of her code to do my questionnaire, so she has a lot to answer for ;o)
Ade's page - A pal of mine who likes to call himself "spurty pants". Hmmm
Smiley's homepage - My buddy Smiley, who is just as addicted to e-mail and IRC as I am, doing just the same amount of work, and who makes me feel much better about myself!
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Other stuff that makes me giggle and cackle in joy and causes me to bang my head against the wall whilst grinning inanely


worms!Rotten dot com - the best place in the world to see naked hairy women, severed limbs, and blokes with enornously large testicles. No, it's good, really.

moo?PythOnline - join the spam club and donate an organ to a friend, it's all the rage!

potatoes?Fractalcow - home of the 'Bert is evil' page and loads of other peachy things

Rise up and bear your filthy dog biscuit fangs at the opressive leash weilding demon!Happy noodle boy - A comic strip drawn by JTHM, happy noodle boy is also a great lover of cheese and moo-ing. He is also deranged, and keeps getting shot in the head.

she's happy, 'cos she brushes her teethThe toothbrush page - Um, this is a seriousish page all about toothbrushes. Sounds bad, but it can be really funky going there and laughing at all the sad toothbrush obsessives! It's not very nice to laugh at sad people, but some people deserve it....:o)

fish smell revoltingThe useless ring - Well, I tried to join, I e-mailed the blokey to ask him if he'd put me on it, but I got no reply. So, maybe i'm not useless. Scary! But even so, this place is full of funky pages, go there and vegitate. AFTER you've signed my guestbook. And done the qustionnaire. And looked at EVERYTHING on my page of course.

Mirc homepage - the offcial homepage of mIRC... download it and be one of ussssss, join usssssss

Blue mountain - A funky place to send animated cards over the net, and all for freee

Sable Dragon - Ok, I don't know this bloke at all, but he is completely certifiable. He think's he's a dragon, and he goes out of his way to logically explain it all. He's off his head! It's a great read, just don't let him know I linked you there, or he'll probably start being weird at me, and threatening to roast me or something.
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Scum are you? Don't want to look at my links do you? yes, i am scum and I don't want to go through any of these links But you must, you musssssst It's just that I haven't seen all of your marvellous page yet Gizzard! Don't chop me up! Oh, ok then :o)



People trying to escape from my page since November 1998